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If I text a person in the same room as me, I stare at them till they get it.

and then when they get it and they look at me, they’re like

and I’m like

(Source: naivewolf, via britt4nynicol3)

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When you throw something at your friend but it hits someone else

(Source: bitchimtheprez, via britt4nynicol3)